if i were a celebrity i would track my tag on tumblr.
i would learn which blogs fangirled me the hardest.
i would go anon and request graphics of myself.
i would have a low-key blog without my name on it and reblog gifs of myself critiquing my every move
i would troll the crap out of everyone.
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I AM SMAUGLOCK HEAR ME RAWR
I’m sorry omg the quality of this is shocking
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- My Dad: (yelling at the TV)
- Me: You're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.
- My Dad: You're in love with a man that doesn't even know you exist.
- Me:
- Me: Don't talk to me.
It’s funny because it’s Jared Padalecki.
it’s even funnier because he’s eating a salad
It’s even funnier because his character’s name is Dean
even funnier because he worked at Moose’s Market
it was foreshadowing
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i know what happened
She was just created to be the sexy female character
And they changed her into a goofy lovable crazy funny character
THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!
what happened: she stopped existing solely for you to wank to
what happened: she actually became a character
did she have to stop being sexy to become a character?
About 50% of people on the internet are stalkers.
So if it isn’t you…
It’s probably me.
Noted. And by the way, you’re almost out of milk.
THAT WASN’T FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE
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fernacular: Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!
this is magnificent
This is still perfect.
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I hope in millions of years time, this is the last photo that remains of the human race and that aliens base the anatomy of people from this.
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